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Part of the fun of working traffic stops with the police department 
is getting to see these guys being frisked. The amount of "sag" to their pants always seems to be directly proportionate to how much pot they have in their car and how much space they have in their head. Kids these days! In my research of boxer-showing-baggy-pants, I found these hilarious articles taken from a Focus on The Family (I know, boo hiss) web "magazine for teen guys". The first asks why you'd want to LOOK cool with piercings and baggy pants when you can actually BE cool like Jesus was. It's fun to see how hard the author tries to fit in by saying "dude" and "like" in like every other like sentence, but then blows it by talking about "the 'babes' back in the 60's". The next one gives advice on a young man's commitment to sexual purity. It tells you to "slay the lust dragon" (which I believe is code for "masturbate") and to "train your eyes to glance away from girls' bodies", and also to "find a band of brothers". It sounds like preparing for the White Party to me. They even go so far at the end to plug the Federal Marriage Amendment TO TEENAGERS, as if teens don't have enough to worry about already! And they say that WE recruit. A LINE IN THE SAND WAS DRAWN TODAY. Bush declares war on Weddings of Mass Destruction. 
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So I'm at the White House in Washington D.C. and I'm walking around with my SpongeBob beach towel because I want President Bush to autograph it for me. I can't find him anywhere, but I recognize former Clinton Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers walking by me, so I say, "Hi Dee Dee." She looks at me thinking she knows me, but upon realizing that I'm just some tourist, she gives me a dirty look and keeps on walking. I catch up to her and tell her some lie about a child sick in the hospital with cancer that needs this SpongeBob towel signed by the president as his dying wish. She starts to take me seriously and tells me there is some big White House dinner this evening, and that she'll take the towel back to Bush to get it signed, but she wants me to wait in the Green Room. While I'm in the Green Room, I'm watching Tiger Woods being attended to by the makeup artist, when Paul Lynde and Kelsey Grammer walk by me. I see them look back at me and whisper to each other and Paul Lynde starts laughing hysterically. Saw "The Dreamers" this weekend. 
I had heard some negative reviews, but I thought it was fantastic. The soundtrack really makes the movie, as a backdrop to the tumulous period that it is set in- France during the 1968 student/worker uprising against the government. Interesting fact: Remember Vangelis, the Chariots of Fire guy? He got to witness the riots firsthand, out of which came his first solo album. The main character, the American Michael, happens upon a beautiful and intriguing bubble. It shimmers and tempts him. He wants to touch it, to discover it, to be a part of it. He does, and risks becoming trapped in it, as the twins Theo and Isabella are. Of course the LONG lingering male frontal nudity wasn't bad either. Now if only the female character had been male and played by Steve Sandvoss.
Here are some of the newlyweds that I know of: Mark & Rich Rick & Randy Guy & Trey (& Emma Marie!) Matt & Brian Patrick & Chuck (& Nathan!) Kurt & Tony Dave & Rich Please email me or comment if you'd like to join the roster:  Nope, it can't, not in San Francisco!!!
Though it's being covered extensively in the press and in other blogs, I just have to comment about how proud I am to see this happening in San Francisco over this weekend. Click here for one of the best online documentaries of the event. Read through the many pages, read the stories and look at the pictures and I am sure you will be as emotionally moved as I was. If nothing else, this has to show to America that we are just like everybody else. We have long-term commitments, we have children and we deserve to be recognized and acknowledged, period. A man's home is his... 
Sometimes when I decide upon a subject to write about, I'll put it into Google to see what I can come up with, image-wise or whatnot. And sometimes (most of the time) I get sidetracked. So what started out as a post on "Stalkers" ends up being this great picture of Castle Stalker in Scotland. Plus, I've stop stalking Chad anyway. 
NUDE NEWSCASTERS Nudity as a lifestyle is a concept that I would love to be able to grasp easier. Yeah, I've been to the beaches- which are pretty much deserted most of the time, so that makes it easier. And I've been to the circuit parties where most of the men are half naked anyway, and of course it's easier to become more daring after a few Cosmos. Or the occasional web-cam photo. I obviously don't have a problem taking it off in those situations. But I'm talking about getting-back-to-nature nakedness. I've even been to a clothing-optional hot springs that is a locally popular here in Southern California, yet I was too shy(?) to take it all off in that kind of enviroment. Why? Check this guy out **WARNING: NOT WORK (or dial-up) FRIENDLY! He's a 20-something nude-newscaster named Aaron, and this is an outtake from the show he does. He's pretty adorable anyway, but I think what makes him most attractive is that he has no problem "putting it all out there" in a context that is not a porno or a Super Bowl halftime show. There is just a kind of...naturalness to it. Oh jeez, I had my own wardrobe malfunction yesterday. I apologize. For great fun make your own Jacko mugshot. Okay, enough of those dead horses. A few posts ago, I talked about my various VW's. Here is my Karmann Ghia, before and after my accident. Yeah, my hair is bleached in one, and long in the other- it was the 90's.  
Fresh from decontamination Okay, ricin is bad... but who is the studly officer??!! 
So now a little boy is ripping the clothes off of a Jackson? |
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