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I haven't been very good about posting this week- sorry. In addition to being a landlord and working with the police department, I may be driving a hearse soon! More on that later, but let's change the subject 180 degrees.  I could spend all day in a Barnes and Noble or Borders. Luckily in Laguna Beach we have a small old-fashioned sidewalk newstand that carries enough magazines that interest me, without the distraction of thousands of books I will sit and read for the rest of the day. One section that cracks me up is the section that contains YM or Teen Cosmopolitan and all of the other mags that are obviously geared towards teenaged girls (oh yeah, and gay men). The mags are filled with fun quizzes like "Will He Call?" (I took it- he won't), or "Is He Crushing On You?"- which I thought was about a boyfriend's weight problem (but it wasn't). And of course the usual Ashton/Orlando/Tobey photos and some pretty good amateur Abercrombie model wannabe profiles (all 18 and over, thank you). I try not to get caught looking, hehehe. "Opps, I thought this was Car and Driver!
This morning there was a new magazine called Beautiful Girl. Well YEAH I picked it up! Just curious of course, but WHAT A FIND! This is the Bible masquerading as Seventeen magazine! Their "20 Hot Boys" article features the above mentioned Amateur Abercrombies like cute Nate Sallie, but they read the bible and play Christian rock, and are most likely virgins. Articles called "How to Get the Boy- and His Respect", "Beautiful Verse of the Day" (from the Bible, duh), and you can even order sassy t-shirts that show off your devotion to your Lord- I'm totally getting this one. President Bush and Condoleeza Rice defend the White House from terrorists!! 
You start out as Bush shooting your way out of the Oval Office (Level 1), then progress to moving across the hall, as Colin Powell gets taken hostage. Then you get to be Condi, armed with two AK-47s. This site totally rules; I've been playing this fun-ass game for hours today. Happy Friday!  Wow, John Kerry snowboards? Who would have thought, but I guess it makes sense with all the ice hockey and motorcycling-what a total jock!
Another famous snowboarder, Ross Rebagliati, who won the gold in the 1998 Olympics, but then was swirled in controversy because he smoked pot (Gasp, a Canadian snowboarder that smokes pot?!). 
And cute too! Everyone's been talking about Steve Sandvoss on the gay internet and blogosphere. 
I mean, what's not to like? Won't you be MY neighbor? But I think he may be stalking me. Check it out: Last year, I scouted this photo location near Griffith Park. Now he's posing inside the "C"! Okay, maybe it's wishful thinking. FYI: Some cops pack more heat than others. 
I was disappointed with a DUI pullover recently. Of course, they are always disappointing when the drivers are obviously way too drunk to drive. Believe me- in my distant past I had a couple of times where I really wondered to myself how I got home. I got lucky and drove without killing myself, or someone else. But in our youth, we often barely understand the concept of "It could happen to ME". Lowered mini-truck, music pumping through the subwoofer. Door opens so the young, tank-top'd driver can be Field Sobriety Tested. As he stumbles out of the truck, along with him come a couple of empty beer cans. He can't even stand up, let alone walk a straight line. Ends up passing out on the curb. The passenger is just as bad, but can maintain conscienceness- though everything is "f*cking this" and "f*cking that". We have to move the truck out of traffic and discover another guy passed out behind the front seats. All three are young Marines, probably barely old enough to drink, if that, and all heavily tattoo'ed, and what sounded like Deep South-accents. I guess I was disappointed to see this from guys that are representing our country through our military. It may sound stupid & idealistic coming from liberal-queer me, and you're all probably saying, "well duh!", but to be a witness of a couple hours of utterly irresponsible and drunken behavior...ugh! I guess they were just Boys Behaving Badly. President Bush’s pitiful job creation program has produced so little, that in Bakersfield, Calif., last week, he got a bit too happy when a small stock car firm said they would probably hire a couple of additional workers this year. "When he says he's going to hire two more, that's really good news," Bush gushed. "A lot of people are feeling confident and optimistic about our future so they can say, 'I'm going to hire two more.' They can sit here and tell the president in front of all the cameras, 'I'm going to hire two more people.' That's confidence!" It be great come November to have Bush guest-star on The Apprentice, and have The Don say, "You're fired!" Maybe he'd cry like Omarosa? 
I had already taken this test, but since so many of my Daily Reads like you, you, you, and you have published their result, I'll do the same. ----------My "Type"----------My "Maybe"-----------My "Unique" 
Most people that know me well, based on simple superficiality, would agree. All rather silly anyway, since he's the one I come home to every night. Oh, and him. Goodbye Napster, hello Gay Marriage! 
Wow, I'm not sure how I feel about this one. Hilary Rosen, the music industry's foremost lobbyist, the former chief executive of the RIAA, the woman who killed my beloved Napster- will now fight for gay marriage equality! Last year she helped write copyright legislation for the New Iraq. What the fcuk? 
Nevermind; all it took was a read of the morning news... This guy is the epitome of "Activist Judge": 
He's pretty much in the pocket of the hypocritical Bush Administration and their War on Gays and Weddings of Mass Destruction (WMDs). He also enjoys pheasant hunting and executions. |
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